Tuesday, October 11, 2011

AnGry BiRds!: GullS

Little knOwn FacT: GullS R angree!!! I know. Da HumanS thInk it all Like MajestiK JonaThan Seagull and thEy like AngeLs that Poop chuM. But in real Burd world GullS kinda majoR A-HoLES!


You PeoPlEs like: hey, look at tHis Guy. He hanDsome and look At himSelf in window. 


In Burd REAL world he like "you opeN this Damn Chum JOint or Gull gonna.....*&^$%@*(#!!!!!! your muther and then #@@*#&$!!! your human babEE with what's left of your #$%#$#!!!! (Goose pretty surE they don'T have buttoN for the dirty Chum Bucket that coMe out his bill!) He surE ain'T no Singin' DisneY Burd and He Ain't heLp no Bunny mammals in "Watership Down." maybe more like he beaT those BunnieS and it like "Watership Down Syndrome bunnies."

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