ChUM 'O Da WeEK

OK. GooSe go Thru Fan "MaiL Bag" heRe ExamPle:

"Goose, why is the 'Chum O' the Week' column not come out every week?"


-Walter in Minnesota

WaIt. WALTER?!!! I teLL u Dis TinG! U no be Up iN my BiDnEss queShUninG my AuTOrITY!!!!

ok. It GooD queshun. HEre proBlem. GooSe starTs wrITe bouT chuM den He GeTs the HuNGree TumEE and he DoN'ts FinnIsh ta BLOg. BuT noT disWeek:

HERE da CHUM O' DA WEEk!!!!

oH he LooK DelischioUS. MaY be wIth soMe PinA KolAda And sErved TO GooSe by NEw GurlFrend MiLa KunIS???? u BET!

"I LOVes U GooSE!" WooD u Like sum Humuhumunukunukuapua'a???!!!


YEAH@!  DIs BEsT PaRT. DAT iS dis GuY's NAME!!!! WHaT u TinK HIS emaILs lOok Like? Dey liek: Humuhumunukunukuapua'a@yourStupidNamE.ComeON!


GooSe TIp? Dis GUy seRveD by MilA Sushee StYle with My Tie anD PoY. Den Mila doEs HuLA DanCE. 


Bon HonKertite! 


Oh. LeeTle Gurl, Did I menshun I in HonkWaii??? Yeah, iT PreTTy Awessum and I ForgeT wheRe u ruN off To. HonK a long!