ok. goose have deep dark sekret. goose live with some guy name daddie and his "lady friend" margo, but we know who really the boss in that relatiohsip. i'm all like daddie! i want chums, now!!! i sqwak and poop and here cum da chum boat! and margo all like why are u here? git out of my life! (we know that human for why i settle for cover band daddie when I could be a roadie for the Goose Night Express!???) oh sure. daddie try to fit in and Be kool buT is Kina pathetic . at LEsast MaRgo alMost have DigNiTy....
NIce TrY DaDdiE buT NOT!!!!!
anywhos, intrawebs. goose tell u sekret. (Goose reLly like Moral messagE at end of my DoogiE Howser DVD's). He tap tap on KomPuter and helP gOOse figure Out Dis crazee Chum Boat Kalled Life.) shhhh. so Don't Tell: goose best friend really is human (I sorry to Walter the Green Heron who live in poNd near House). it leetle gurl. goose see her around for long time. we play kribbage. goose call her up and like whaaaat up? like commercial. and she all like "Holla at yur burd!"
Dis LeeTle Gurl!1!!! She even get Goose tatoo! this toTally Fer Real!
this weeK little gurl decide go live in France. I not even sure wheRe this is, but they Take little gurl and I haTE THEM! I think it run By Frogs or sumthing? plus Grt GrAndpa from "All over Worul War" hate France TOo. call thEm surrEnder HonkEES.
So Liettle gurl gone. she No come visiT for PiAZZa with Fresh ChuMs on top. She no leT goose Own her at CriBBage. She do New Grt thIngs with New Frog Friens. (GoosE never be FriIends with Frogs. they too delicisious!!!
goose wRite totally orig. song and sing non stop for last 79 hours. (Margo and Daddie not Get goose to stop Until they offer moneys. Why it Take 'em dis LonG figuRe out? ThEy knoW dis da Answer EverY time. I guEss "LaRge Monkey BRains" mostLy for PaddinG. I Guess sInce thE greAt GooSe (u kall Him God) cUrse HuMans by BeInG Stuck ON Ground, he Give them FaT cuShiony BrAin for baNGing Heads on tings... I Guess).
This toTotally honk-rigionAl: (gooSe worKing on MedlEY)
little Gurl is Sailing Away
she Set her Course Run Away from ME
little Gurl is leaving Today!
Gonna Eat Frogs Legs with New company....
Oh, but don't cry for me argentina little gurl! Me and my friend Walter are in Honkwaiii? oh, didn't goose mention? just lookat the photo. clearley burd is where he saYs he is! clearly walTer is gonna hAng 10 BEkause the burd IS the word! and thAt word is TO BAD FOR U!!
oh, aNd did gOOse menShun walter has new BFF status? yeah. i kall him up aNd like, walter, you come over Tonight after daddy and margo go to bed, we watch tv and eat their food, and he like "what's a tv" and i'm all like "oh walter, you crack goose up!" (cause he not sophistiMacated city burd such as gooseself!
AnyWhos, CiAo! Leetle Frog Gurl. GoOse got to gO eaT sum hUmHumunukunukuapuaa Chum! IT TASTES EVn BETTER Than Its NAME!!!
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